bin Laden supports Bush

Bush says bin Laden helped in election.

President Bush said he believes his 2004 re-election victory over Sen. John Kerry was inadvertently aided by Osama bin Laden, who issued a taped diatribe against him the Friday before Americans went to the polls, The Examiner newspaper reported on Tuesday. Bush said there were “enormous amounts of discussion” inside his campaign about the 15-minute tape, which he called “an interesting entry by our enemy” into the presidential race. “I thought it was going to help,” Bush said. “I thought it would help remind people that if bin Laden doesn’t want Bush to be the president, something must be right with Bush.”

It begs the questions:

1. Does W know the definition of the word "inadvertently"?
2. Was it really Osama or Karl Rove in disguise?
3. Who did the translations?
4. Did Osama have a good time golfing with Abramoff?

Inquiring minds want to know. We deserve answers.