Uncle Dick leaving?

Rumors are popping up that Sith Lord Cheney will step down after the mid-term elections. Health may be the smokescreen. Rumors are that he wears two different shoes - swelling of one foot.

So who takes over? Some are saying McCain. My money is on Ms. Condi. She's pumping up getting ready for her Prezidential run. A VP slot would be the perfect way for her to try to step in after her God (W).

Have to keep those neo-cons in office.