TRUTH

In light of Cindy Sheehan and others trying to get to the truth a few variations on a quote from "A Few Good Men."
The original:
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: You want answers?
Daniel Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: You want answers?
Daniel Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: You can't handle the truth!

Variation 1:
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I think I'm entitled.
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I want the truth?
Our Prez: Truth? What the hell is that?

Variation 2:
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I think I'm entitled.
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I want the truth?
Our Prez: Truth - NOOOOO! Help me I'm melting!

Variation 3:
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I think I'm entitled.
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I want the truth?
Our Prez: I can't tell the truth - I'm hopeless, please help me.

Variation 4:
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I think I'm entitled.
Our Prez: You want answers?
Cindy: I want the truth?
Our Prez: Okay. I lied to everyone. There were no WMDes, Osama was on thew CIA payroll for years, I screwed up, it is about oil and power, I can't read, I wet my bed in times of stress, Uncle Cheney is my boss! It is all a sham but I and my buddies are getting rich from this mess!