God Told Me to Write This

Hey. Don't blame me for these words. Just like W, I am driven. But unlike W, my God isn't looking for blood.

President George Bush has claimed he was told by God to invade Iraq and attack Osama bin Laden's stronghold of Afghanistan as part of a divine mission to bring peace to the Middle East, security for Israel, and a state for the Palestinians... "I feel God's words coming to me: 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God, I'm gonna do it."

I wonder if God told W to screw with Mother Earth too?