"Who's the Boss" - starring W, Dick and Karl

... Less than 1 1/2 months until the election and it sure feels like W is going to pull this one out even without an October surprise (he doesn't need one). W's cronies are extremely adept at campaigning, slinging the mud, smoke and mirrors, distractions...

Rather than the economy, Iraq, environmental issues.... voters are more interested in whether CBS documents were real, forged, planted, laced with anthrax, written in Aramaic... 2 weeks ago it was all about Kerry's medals and military record. Some folks started talking about W and his military record. Then lo and behold - documents arise and are put on CBS that show W disobeyed orders and more. After the broadcast though the focus was not on his record at all but on the authenticity of the documents. Remember when the Dems tried to say the Swift Boat ads were false and more - deaf ears. But when W talked about the papers - front page news! W and his staff are true masters. Who knows maybe they planted the documents. They knew that his record is very suspect, so why not create false documents (that say the truth) but can be shown to be written on a PC.

If someone did plant them--then Who - Why? It had to be someone that had a vested intertest in... Oh W not again---

It sounds like a bad sitcom: Karl Rove: Mr. President, we have a problem! W: What? KR: Not you, I was talking to Uncle Dick. Dick Cheney: Oh, what did you say? KR: I said we have a problem. Some reporters are nosing around W's military record. W: I was in the military? I know I have those papers that talkedb about ... DC: W, shut up and get back to your fantasy baseball league. Now Karl, I thought all the reporters except for Air America and some other traitors are all set. KR: Well you know... DC: Okay. So here is what we do. Let's take W's real papers and retype them using Word. Leak them to someone... KR: Fox? DC: No, we'll use them later. No, CBS - yeah I hate Rather. Plant the fake papers. They'll air it and everyone will think W is a loser. KR: But that's true... DC: Karl. FOCUS! Right after they release the report we'll let FOX and a few others break the news that the papers are fake. The stupid voters will focus on the fake documents and not even pay attention to W and his - AHEM - military record - HAHA. This will be great. It'll work... W: Yahoo!! I'm in fourth place. I even traded for... DC: Oh W!!!!