Gore on SNL

In case the link to Gore on Saturday Night Live is removed, Common Dreams has the script posted. The best lines:

"Right now, in the second week of May 2006, we are facing perhaps the worst gas crisis in history. "We have way too much gasoline. Gas is down to $0.19 a gallon and the oil companies are hurting. "I know that I am partly to blame by insisting that cars run on trash. "I am therefore proposing a federal bailout to our oil companies because -- hey, if it were the other way around, you know the oil companies would help us.

There are some of you that want to spend our money on some made-up war. But I have faith in baseball commissioner George W. Bush when he says, 'We will find the steroid users if we have to tap every phone in America!'