Holiday Wishes from Ann Coulter

To The People Of Islam: Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! Merry Christmas

Wow. I had Ann all wrong. She is a genius! Christ and Santa are the same person - I always knew that - Christianity equals presents equals consumerism. And it is clear that everyone wants a Wal-Mart down the street - Buy and wrap those presents. The genius is that we convert them and they buy presents at the local Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart profits, stocks go sky-high, our economy is great. Wow Ann. She thought of everything, including killing all the leaders.

Hey aren't we told that some radical Muslims want to do the same to us?