Terrorist Lasers
Saturday, December 11, 2004
New Terror Threat #1: U.S. warns of terrorist lasers. No not Laser Tag. No not Lasik eye surgery. Blinding lasers pointed at pilots who are landing planes.
Terror Threat #2 :Sea borne attacks.
Terror Threat #3: Pop Rocks thrown into Coca-Cola at gala fundraisers for Repugs.
Okay so the contest today is to figure out which is not real. Sure lasers have never been proven as effective weapons, sure Al-Queda have not been seen training for sea warfare in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, and the myth of Pop Rocks and soda killing Mikey is not true. So which of the threats are true. Or is this a trick question and is the answer "4 - Give Me a Break, None Are True , Do you think I am stupid enough to believe this stuff".
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